Artie and the Fish have released a new single–“No More Calls.” It’s a repudiation of the Tyranny of Conference Calls. Share this song if you have suffered too!
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I open my calendar and what do I see
Conference calls from here to eternity
Project managers and stake holders won’t let me be
Their prater tortures me and makes my soul bleed
No More calls
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Maximize and synergize the double speak
Graphs and diagrams going in circles all damn week
Inaction plans and flow charts are murdering me
I swear if they mention value chains I’m going to freak
No More calls
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Video call criminals show their mugshots to me
See them all talking but their minds never speak
Swivel heads and non-deciders how do they sleep
Somebody please fire them all and set us free
No More calls
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